miss you bernie & dawn. Happy christmas, i know its late but i have just woken up from a 3 month drinking binge. Cant remember much though my cloths are different from when i started drinking and my anus has been bleached and all my pubic hair has dissapeared. Also there is a strange man living in my house calling him self the bingo man. he walks around the house wearing only pants and singing MJ songs. He is a bit wierd Bernie. Can you help.
i know the bingo man, i met him last year at a house party. he turned up dressed like a hot dog, shouting “who wants a lick of this, the mustards EXTRA hottttttt”. then he threw all the contents of the kitchen into the pool and turned it purple.
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